Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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