Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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