ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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