She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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