You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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