is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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