Just cropdusted the office
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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