Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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