I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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