I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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