And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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