I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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