I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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