oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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