You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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