have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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