Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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