why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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