i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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