I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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