Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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