you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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