i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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