Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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