Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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