She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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