The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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