I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Oh god it's open bar.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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