everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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