So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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