And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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