need another drink. this is the easiest way
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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