i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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