do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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