Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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