I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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