I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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