Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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