I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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