I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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