Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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