can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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