I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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