I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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