I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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