Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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