Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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