There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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