Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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