Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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